"In the Magical Land of Upside Down we call "Canada" -- which is the ancient Ojibwa word for

"kick me"

An image of a "Canadian" as seen from the vantage point of his government, tax department, justice system, IRB and HRCs:

Thanks for tipping us off Kathy, we were wondering where all those boot marks on the seat of our Dockers came from. Congratulations Kathy winning the Broomer QOW prize; one welcome doormat which we will donate to the international port of entry of your choice.