Canada's biggest loudmouth and most irritable, screeching infidel Ezra Levant recently had the Alberta Human Rights Commission throw out their case against him for publishing those stupid Mohammed cartoons in his now dead magazine. I didn't really care about them but hey, an elbow on the table is an elbow on the table. Next up those overly paid government whores at the Human Rights Commissions (HRC) will be throwing in the towel against that dirty bearded kaffir Mark Steyn and the zionist Jews that control Macleans Magazine (Zionist Jews control all Canadian media but I digress).

All this to my great distress.

Like how is a great Imam like myself supposed to assert his prevalence and take over Canada and then of course there is my plan to have all women wearing sexy fur-covered hijabs by the year 2010. How is this supposed to take place when it appears that those stupid, incompetent losers running Canada's human rights commissions don't seem to care about me? And I sometimes even pay taxes.

Things just don't seem to be going my way but like any great Imamic leader who suffers a loss I turn to the Koran and various hadiths and the good advice from other Imams in the name of Mohammed.  A passage from the book of broom translates to "step back and take a look at who you have on the team and blame them" and that is a pretty good place to start.

Mohamed Elmasry and his Canadian Islamic Congress sockpuppies are all stupid and unreliable. Warren Kinsella equals just another word for fail and it appears that HRC champion Richard Warman is rumoured to be out and about in San Fransicko sucking on infidel cock (#) while his fellows urinate on his 'I am underappreciated t-shirt'.

If we were back in the home country I'd have them all 'separated' from their little brains or stoned but here in this racist shithole^TM we call Canada we have  un-Sharia 'laws' that let them continue to run amok and screw things up for everyone else. For the people that really care.

Like allah,  Mohamed Elmasry had a pretty decent plan to push out the vote for federal ridings with large Muslim populations but as usual he failed because he is an idiot. Richard Warman only cares about himself and Warren Kinsella is overly infatuated with Nazis and that infidel from Saskatchewan who looks good in shorts. If only I could have her wearing a burka then maybe he would pay some attention to things that really matter - like me.

Idiot.

As an aside, I did have another guy running around here that looked promising but Syed 'Running-Scared' Socowardly is out screwing around in some 'multi-faith' walk (that only he is participating in) across dirty infidel land to deflect some heat off his skinny back.

It appears I have nobody. They all left me.

I'm denouncing my team as they are just not up to the job and from here on in I'm taking matters unto my own right hand.  From now on I'm the boss and designated Supreme Islamic Leader of the Hinterland.

The title should be enough to get things rolling and make that screechy Jew Ezra Levant piss his pants, that smug bitch with the British accent Mark Steyn will pump out only ten columns a day as he will be so damn worried and those Zionist controlled pricks at Macleans Magazine, well screw them, I never read them anyways.

To the lazy bitch whores at the Canadian Islamic Human Rights Commissions - look busy because the Supreme Islamic Leader of the Hinterland is gonna kick your ass.

I've gotten really tired of your lazy, useless and good for nothing bullshit.

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Louise said:

... "sexy fur-covered hijabs" OK Supreme Islamic Leader of the Hinterland who is gonna kick some ass. We're with you all the way...well except that one little detail. Sexy and or fur-covered heh, yep can get behind any of that business ahem, and as well hubby says oh yeah baby, sign us up! But, but..fur covered and sexy with ....hijabs I dunno, he made a very sour face about that. And that's just reading the sentence out loud, he's bound to kick up a fuss when the black bag attire arrives. Doesn't want me to target practice with a burka or hijab on either, the furry stuff or the sexy stuff, even the lacy stuff, all ok...but no black bags or I'll be seeing that sour face again. Not good for the home fires 'ya know Supreme Islamic Leader of the Hinterland.

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Darcey said:

	... Think multiple soft rabbit burkinis wondering around you as you lounge near the wood stove on a cold dark winter night listening to Friday Night Blues and drinking beer. I always think about the broomers
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Leslie said:

	... Wymyn camels have a head start on wearing a fur burka as they are shrouded in fur and only their eyes are showing.
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Blazingcatfur said:

	... Where can I get a Do-Rag like you have Darcey? do I have to join a club? That is so cool!
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Darcey said:

	... Camels ain't so bad once you've ridden one or two of them. Nominally two at the very least just to prove it.
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Darcey said:

	... National sport in the 'homeland'. Cat - I can fix you up.
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OMMAG said:

	... That burning smell that I can smell all the way from here must be the fire that somebody lit under your ass ...... If you insist on being a thug I demand your blessing to pursue my own jihad against every sack o crap that offends me.
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Leslie said:

	... Eeewwwwww...
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Louise said:

	... LOL I'm so sorry Alice the camel! Having to wear all that fur in the heat, no wonder camels are testy. Oh yeah thanks for that thought, O Supreme Islamic leader of the hinterland, I had to show hubby a picture of a burkini, now he's all for the fur burkini! Lit that face right up! He's says: Oh yeah? If that's a burkini, good thing we got lots of wood.
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Darcey said:

	... I did try to spread it around as much as possible but when it comes down to it - the Islamists at the HRC just ain't cutting the leavened bread. Eeewwwwww... That's a good beginning.
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Leslie said:

	... May the fleas of a thousand camels find rest in your armpits.
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kelly said:

	... That is some bad hat Darcy
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Darcey said:

	... At least we know that camels have fleas...
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Leslie said:

	... Yes, and you will know exactly how many as soon as the fatwa is implemented.
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lucifers taxi said:

	... You any relation to Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burning sands?
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Darcey said:

	... A fatwa from a camel.. yeah whatever - I will just change around the spelling.
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Darcey said:

	... You any relation to Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burning sands? I don't like to dance.
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nick tattersfield said:

	... Im worried about this fur lined burka thing, rcmp have dispatched 4 bearlike creatures around Vancouvers outer reaches,Could they be far flung members of your Harreem? Kind of a shame, A couple of them seemed to have nice ankles.
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Leslie said:

	... How did this become bash the camel night???? Lettuce focus on ldd's kind and sympathetic words...
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Darcey said:

	... only one way to find out... Not conclusive but hey - Allah never screwed anybody over for trying.
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Louise said:

... I'm with you Alice the Camel!! I mean we're with you, as hubby loves the idea of a camel burkini suddenly, figured with a friend like you we'd have lots of fur for free, not that we'd DO ANY HARM to you Alice...just a little shave here and there, you won't even notice and hey, on really hot days with no water, you'll thank us, really! Think of it as a positive 'change'... See ain't multi-cult programs fun!?

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Leslie said:

	... I will gladly shed for you ldd... And lettuce commence to pray for the dear imam that he may one day be so enlightened.
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Darcey said:

	... Did somebody say shaved Camel?
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Leslie said:

	... Ok Darce, now you're really asking for it. Next fatwa: May the Lord bless you and keep you. May he make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you. May he lift up his countenance upon you and give you his peace. In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. So there.
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Leslie said:

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Louise said:

	... "Did somebody say shaved Camel?" Whoa back O Supreme Islamic leader guy from the tundra, er hinterlands not THAT kind of shaved camel man! Speaking of shaved though, love shaved ham on a fresh roll, yum! NOT that I'd ever eat camel, Alice my friend, shaved or otherwise. Although lamb on a spit IS very tasty.
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raise the drawbridge said:

	... my...my... it sounds like our little imam of the hinterland got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning...
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ural said:

	... Krazy said: Anyone out there got a cure for insomnia Sex usually works pretty good. I also find that when there is a radical reduction in pain, I fall asleep quickly. So try eating something that will give you a real bad stomach ache or heartburn. I wouldn't recommend Absorbine Jr. on the balls. Although a source for instant pain - it makes one to self aware.
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ural said:

	... Krazy said: Thought of sex, but the better half is sound asleep A little tougher making it seem like it was her idea then. Have you ever waked her using the "it's in space" gambit? You know, tell her that you can see the international space station with the naked eye ... won't happen again for 78 years.
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Larry said:

	... An inspired piece D. Keep 'em coming. Try ramming another bug up your ass or whatever has got you going!
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WL Mackenzie Redux said:

	... Imam Jeromeeshi: When you assume the top hinterland caliphate job will there be draft Ayinger served at the Mosque during the blues sessions at Friday prayers? If so I volunteer to be the brew prayer master and shout the call to worship from the minaret at every Mosque happy hour?
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cosmos said:

	... brilliant and glad i read this bit first with my first coffee...that hat is precious...
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Rob Connon said:

	... Ok Darcey Tell us how you really feel..
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Rose said:

... LOL now you done it Darcy, I envision mass complaints being filed by the usual snot and bawlers crowd (Political Islamist and leftard supporters of the HRCs). When did Muslims starting wearing those stupid outfits from Saudi Arabia? Honestly the Olympic team from the ME looked just plain stupid in their white night gowns and black shoes and socks with diapers on their head whilst waving a flag say there "Is not God but Allah" gag me with a spoon.

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dinosaur said:

	... Well I hope this post isn't "underappreciated" here I thought I was trying to piss people off. Why do I suddenly feel like I'm not even in the game.
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Person of Choler said:

	... I know that you are not a real imam because you mentioned the Prophet's name and did not immediately say "Peace be upon him and the white camel he rode in on".
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kelly said:

	... holy shit, I still LOL when I look at that pic Darc. It's precious
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Shere Khan said:

	... Shaved camel toes? I'm not going there. Oh wait, maybe I'm reading too much into this one....
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