Progressives will be appalled that this happened especially when the Conservative government is said to be looking at spending more money to get tougher on crime and spending less on rehabilitation:

A Waterloo, Ontario man is back in jail after somehow managing to violate just about every single provision of his release conditions.

The unnamed felon had previously been convicted of drunk driving when cops collared him in 2007 for weapons possession. He got nine months for the offence but the court had mercy on him and allowed him to serve that sentence under house arrest.

He seemed to be doing O.K. but gradually began taking drugs and drinking again while serving his time.

The lid of this boiling pot finally blew on July 30th, when he allegedly went on the kind of inebriated crime bender that broke just about every rule in the book - and perhaps a few that aren't actually in there.

Cops caught up to him that night driving his pickup drunk, stoned on crack, and stark naked in the front seat. But that's not all. He was also caught masturbating beside an equally naked prostitute. And he was speeding, going so fast that he wound up smashing into a parked car.

Witnesses say he grabbed his clothes after the accident and tried to get dressed while at the same time running away in his inebriated state, leaving his unclad companion in the truck behind him.

Needless to say, he didn't get far.

It won't surprise you to hear his freedom has been revoked again, and he'll serve four months for his latest misbehaviour - but this time in a real jail cell. (CityNews)

Now that he is in prison one would suspect he'll be voting Liberal in the next federal election. I want my social justice.

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Tracy said:

... I wonder if they'll add all those on to his next release conditions. Ok, now, no masturbating, no naked hookers, no drinking and smoking crack at the same time while driving, no running naked from the police. Anything we forgot? In the poor guys defense, perhaps this wasn't spelled out for him upon release. But, your honour, you never said anything about naked hookers. And the part about abstaining from drugs OR alcohol? I did drugs AND alcohol. Completely different. And the masturbating. Really, how's a guy to know where to draw the line.

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Don Morris said:

... "He was also caught masturbating beside an equally naked prostitute." As his acting attorney, let me say your honor, that my client must be mentally deficient, having been caught masturbating with a naked hooker. He's obviously too stupid to realise that THAT'S what you hire a hooker for. Well, here's where Canada will once again prove what a civilized nation we are, by pissing away millions trying to salvage this complete waste of carbon. I'd suggest shooting the bastard while trying to escape, but that might be construed as "heartless", so I'll just wish the lad well, and hope he expires of an overdose before he kills someone else.

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OMMAG said:

	... Good old Waterloo Ontario ...... always good for a freakout summer crime spree! And it was not even a full moon that day......
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Rose said:

... It's not his fault, he suffers from a Social Condition well that's what the OHRC wants us to believe. I can't wait until they've been given the power to force employers to retain junkies and drunks cause it's not their fault their addicts it's that mythical being Social Condition. I remember reading a HRC ruling where they ordered Air Canada (I think it twas them) to rehire a pilot that went blind. All I can say is wow, the tards are running the asylum.

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Sammy said:

	... Well,at least he wasn't talking on a cell phone! Ya gotta look for the 'good' things he did.
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Aug 21, 2008 00:28:24
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WL Mackenzie Redux said:

	... OMMAG said: Good old Waterloo Ontario The home of the Canadian Islamic Congress mufti "Elmo"
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